Greetings Minions! I apologize for my lack of presence on this Earthly Internet as, my Artist (slave) has for the longest time, decided to Not obey my orders. Because of this, i have broken a deal (Stole all of his video games and locked him outside of his steam account) to encourage proper content workflow. Fortunately for you, my beloved minions (*Points to empty row of chairs*), this means that I, The one and only Gargle G. Goblin, am back.

It would be healthy of you to anticipate my plans (I bought a new cattle rod), as me and my artist have plans...

Big plans...

-The Sincerest, Gargle G. Goblin,

(he has no idea how this thing works)